From the Mainstay:
We're getting the band back together...
"How about riding at 1pm from Gathering Grounds in Kirkwood (next Reynoldstown Tyler). 3-4 hours south of town. The weather should be better by then".
Apparently The Mainstay has gotten wise to the fact that he will never take a sprint at the Tucker 500....even when Tim throws down an all-pro leadout for him. He's decided to revive his very own Secret Handjob ride, which will be chock full of the worst sprinters in the US domestic peloton. He still won't take one.
As always, anyone wearing Primal Wear, crooked helmets, hairy legs, tubes, socks, etc. strongly encouraged to attend. Please also note that Tim will be signing complimentary autographs for any Hispanic riders in attendance.
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