Mainstay on the Wagon

Just got word from the Mainstay that he quit drinking this week....Again. Don't be a quitter Mainstay. Quitters never win.

I spent the weekend in Charleston, SC doing some super secret training. Like any self-respecting amateur would do the week before the race season kicks off, I located a couple group rides to throw down on. The first one had four people, including myself. The second one, three...then two. Lots of Primal Wear. A whole lot. As much as you could fit on 3 guys, not including myself. Maybe they actually would've talked to me if I was kicking some Incredible Hulk or AC/DC gear. But I wasn't, and they didn't...

Mainstay opted for another shot at Farmer Road on the Tucker 500. After last weekend's trip south of the border, I thought he might actually pull it off...so I dropped him a text to see how things went. Verbatim via text from the Mainstay "No. We all cracked. It was much faster than 2 weeks ago. We were an embarassment. You may want to take our stuff back." Fantastic.

This is gonna be a great year.