It has often been wondered how Malachi is able to race in so many categories and age groups other than his own. And that would be a fair question. Truth be told, he is a master of disguise (pun intended). He has a different look for each and every class and category that USA Cycling has to offer (please note "Junior Malachi" and "Masters Malachi" pictured above). He should not be trusted. He's been stealing sport class prizes (comprised largely of frame pumps, chain lube, seat bags, shraeder valve mtb tubes, XXL t-shirts, etc.) from unsuspecting competitors, young and old. It's been going on all year, and it's time to make a stand. If you see Malachi in any of his above incarnations, please report his presence to a USAC official immediately. Trust me, it's for your own good.
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