The famed (pinkish) red KRZR that has tortured me for many months is now officially a thing of the past. It has been retired and replaced with a real grown-up phone. I could probably ebay the thing to some unsuspecting pre-teen for upwards of $100. But I'd get far more satisfaction by smashing the thing into a million little pieces in the middle of my office parking lot (or the Verizon lobby for that matter).What on God's green earth did the Mainstay win, you ask? Well, it's not Farmer Road. He now officially owns the title for the most frolicsome phone ever. For a while it was a close race. But he's now attacked and off on his own. He wins this thing solo, arms in the air, all zipped up, shooting the arrow, sucking the pacifier, firing off guns, and rocking the baby. Mainstay, it's about time you won something. Congratulations.
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