If you come across this bullshit, do us all a favor. Hit cancel (but leave the nozzle in your tank), crank up the car, and hit the gas. Drive straight through the front door of the gas station...then exit the car and grab a 6 pack of beer from the cooler. Hell, make it a 12 pack. Fuck it, grab a case. Pay for it if you wish. Scratch that. Walk out with it. Granny Mainstay is way too generous. Shoplifting is a crime; but then again, so is highway robbery.
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