The Mainstay is back to his old ways. A few of his critical stats for the weekend:
Placing at Farmer Rd. sprint at the T500: 2nd (bridesmaid, as usual)
Approximate number of beers consumed at the Candler Park 420 Fest: 420
Number of African American women he hit in the head with a frisbee: 1
Number of African American women that wanted to fight him: 1
Number of friends that would've had his back: 0
Number of times he was hit in the head with a frisbee: 1
Suggested sunblock SPF for the day: 60
Number of sunblock applications: 0
Degree of sunburn on his face and arms: 3rd
Approximate time of blackout: 8pm
Approximate time he quit drinking: 10pm
Approximate amount of gas in the tank when he left for home: 2.5 oz.
Approximate distance from home when his car ran out of gas: .5 mi.
Approximate calories burned while pushing car home: 420 cal.
Needless to say, things are looking really good going into Athens Twilight.
2 comments:
In my defense, the amateur was right there with me and easily had 420 beers as well that day. At least he got gas before going to the festival.
where was The Imposter during all this???
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