Both hands on the wheel. 10 and 2. Especially in the rain.

Friday, August 15, 2008

My top 5 favorite names of countries (that I've never heard of) that have won more medals than Ireland (0)

1. Azerbaijan (4 medals- 1 gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze)
2. Uzbekistan (2 medals- 1 silver, 1 bronze)
3. Kyrgyzstan (2 medals- 1 silver, 1 bronze)
4. Togo (1 medal- 1 bronze)
5. Tajikistan (1 medal- 1 bronze)

Def Leprechaun- even the country of Georgia (less than half the size of the state of Georgia) has managed to pull down three medals...while the homeland is getting militarily throttled by Russia, no less.

Glass house, you say? True, the Greeks aren't exactly lighting up Beijing. But here's the deal...we invented the fucking Olympics. Our work is done here.

3 comments:

the mainstay said...

I thought Togo was what you called it when you wrapped yourself up in a sheet? I'm sure the amateur went to a few Togo parties back in his frat boy days.

The Amateur said...

I knew it sounded familiar!

kim potter said...

youre so right.

boom done!