Not one...but two 9 year-olds. Sometimes people are afraid of a compromising photo showing up on the internet...but rarely is that feared photo a podium shot. Seriously, dude. First question- Why are you attempting to race mountain bikes without anyone knowing? You can't hide from me. Second question- Why are you racing in the sport class? You're a Cat 1. Third and most important question- Why are you racing in the JUNIOR sport class? You're a grown man for fuck's sake. Look at yourself...and those guys (children) standing ABOVE you on the podium. If you had looked left at the wrong time, you would've seen that little kid's junk (or lack thereof) through the gaps in the legs of his shorts. His kneecaps are clearly the largest part of his legs. That kid's bringing baggy back...in fucking spandex. And in the process, he's kicking your ass, Malachi! Your wife goes out and wins her race, and you get the shit kicked out of you by a couple 4th graders. Your pink slip is in the mail.
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at least he beat the guy in the pink crocs.
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