Some guy: Hey, how long are you riding today?
Me: Not very long...maybe an hour or so.
Some guy: How far do you go in an hour?
Me: Not very far...probably about 15 miles.
Some guy: Wow...what is that...about 30 miles an hour?
Me: No, it's a little closer to 15 miles an hour.
Some guy: I thought it was closer to 30 miles an hour.
Me: Yeah, I could see that...but no. It's about 15 miles...in one hour. Which pencils out to roughly 15 miles an hour.
Some guy: Ok, have a good ride.
Me: Thanks.
For all my satisfaction in outwitting the poor fella in the parking lot, things turned south on me in a hurry. Everything was all nice and sunny at the base of the mountain, but unbeknownst to me there was an arctic monsoon going on at the top. Trashman-like conditions. All my clothing was saturated after the first trip up, but I continued for a couple more repeats. By the third, I would've liked to crawl into a corner in the fetal position and cry for a while. But I couldn't find a corner, so I reminded myself of the time The Imposter felt hard and kept on riding. Then I realized I wasn't hard, and I was very uncomfortable. So I went home and decided I need to HTFU.
1 comment:
you are veri insightful! did you go to college?
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